The Litigious Undertaker of Tiktok | Too Many Tabs 3.12

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

This episode has LOOOOONG been requested by our listeners, and it is finally here. Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the many legal battles of Lauren the Mortician from Tiktok.

This episode has it all, mutual drama, floating car seats, Jellyroll's wife, and a legal document that reads a lawyer TO FILTH. Big shout out to our patreons and sponsors for helping us build a legal defense fund!

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0:00.0	Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit across from each other at a desk where one of them uses their community college degree to do online research about a topic and then they tell their loving partner all about that topic.
0:17.2	And this week, Mrs. P did her research about Lauren the Mortician.
0:26.8	Are you serious? Yeah. We could get sued. I mean, no, maybe, though.
0:34.6	Too many faults and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. Too many cons and too many scammers that we wish weren't real.
0:38.3	Too many cons and too many spammers and we're starting to feel like we've got
0:44.3	too many tabs, oh, Ben it's too many tabs.
0:51.3	Remember to smile.
0:57.2	Why does your face look so concerned?
0:59.6	What do you mean?
1:00.1	Why is my face look so concerned?
1:01.9	The only thing I know about Lauren the Mortician is famously litigious.
1:07.5	Famously litigious.
1:08.6	True.
1:09.3	That's true opinion, right? You want to talk about opinions today. Yeah, we. True. That's true opinion, right?
1:11.5	You want to talk about opinions today.
1:13.3	Yeah, we have.
1:14.0	That's an opinion I have.
1:15.6	That's an opinion.
1:18.5	Yeah.
1:19.0	In my personal opinion.
1:20.2	In my personal opinion, pretty litigious.
1:22.5	Yeah.
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