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Run That Prank

The Limo Driver

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Since when have limo drivers given out free glasses of ackrite? Mind blown, straight up!

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:06.5

All right.

0:09.0

I love it.

0:09.8

It is.

0:11.3

Hey, can I say something to the last caller, Jimmy who called in?

0:15.7

Look, man, I appreciate your success.

0:18.7

I really do, brother.

0:20.2

And your honesty.

0:22.7

But I want you, Jimmy, to realize one thing, man, we need you.

0:26.9

And we need your vote.

0:28.6

And Carla said it best.

0:30.8

Democracy is not a spectator sport.

0:33.9

We have to participate in the process, brother. So come on, Jimmy. I know you got hurt and you got put down. It was unjust and it was unfair. But we don't want you to take yourself out the political process. Because we go get through this, y'all. Trust and believe. We going to get through this. Did Jimmy say he didn't vote? All right. All right. listen. We've got to get to the prank guys. Yeah. What you got for his next? I got the limo driver. Boom. Let's go. The limo driver. Good afternoon. I'm trying to get Cecil. Yeah, thisil. Hey, Cecil, one of my boys gave me your number, man.

1:11.3

I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen, this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man, I keep calling the main line, but ain't nobody answered. I don't call that about six, seven times. They keep rolling over to a, like, to a voicemail or something. Okay, okay, brother, what's your next?

1:08.3

My name, Tony.

1:09.1

Okay, listen, Tony, I got a customer in the back.

1:11.2

Let me get them having it.

1:12.1

Can you... they keep rolling over to like a to a voicemail or something okay okay brother what's your name my name okay okay listen tone i got a custom in the back let me get them how can you you got a few

1:32.0

moments i'm hit the drop off let me get the door for him and all that i get back hold the phone all right

1:36.8

okay cool all right thank you have good evening all right tony yeah what's up yeah now, you're saying you called the main line and you just keep going the voicemail or something like that? I keep calling the main line, but, you know, I know I'm calling at the last minute, I'm trying to get a, get a car for tonight, man. Okay, what you need? Listen, we got a, we got the SUV, we got a sedan or two. we got a couple limos. White up black, what you need? If I could get a, I guess, like a black limousine, be cool.

1:45.5

Okay, we We got the SUV. We got a sedan or two. We got a couple of limos. White up black. What you need?

2:01.2

If I could get a, I guess, like a black limousine, be cool. Okay, we got that. We got that. What time? Where I'm picking you up? What time? What it costs, you know, for an hour? Because all I need is an hour. It's $65 an hour, but we only do three-hour minimum. The first three hours. 65.

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