The Lighthouse (2019) feat. Cat Blackard
Horror Queers
Horror Queers
4.7 • 931 Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 119 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, afternoon or evening, and welcome to the bloody disgusting network. |
| 0:10.6 | The following show is just horrifying. |
| 0:15.9 | Beware. Sheriff, you're not cheating on your wife if you eat my lemon square. |
| 0:33.4 | Your lemon squares taste like ass. |
| 0:46.1 | And welcome back to horror queers. |
| 0:48.6 | We're talking cocky seagulls. |
| 0:51.0 | We're talking fond of ye lobster. |
| 0:58.2 | And we're talking smelling like curdled foreskin. And I'm Joe. And I'm Trace. And we're talking some mermaid fornication, which, oh yeah. I feel like it's the easy one, but I totally had the |
| 1:03.0 | lobster as my pick. So fuck you, Joe. It just keeps happening. It is the most popular thing. And you know what? |
| 1:08.7 | Normally I give you those, but this one, I want it for |
| 1:11.4 | myself, because we're going to be breaking out the Defoe accent a couple of times in this |
| 1:15.1 | episode, I think. You know, but it's, I hadn't even practiced my accent yet, so I'm really glad |
| 1:19.3 | you took it from me in hindsight, so it's fine. But everyone, we were discussing Robert Eggers, |
| 1:24.9 | the lighthouse. First time viewing for me, by the way. |
| 1:29.1 | Yeah, I'm really excited because, folks, we are recording this in advance of having seen |
| 1:35.2 | the Northman, so this is quite a early recording. |
| 1:38.1 | But I was very happy that you are going to get to see this before his new one, because I do |
| 1:42.4 | think it's a good primer for the toxic |
| 1:44.9 | masculinity of the Vikings. |
| 1:47.0 | Yes, but on that note, and gentleplug, please go listen to our episode on Patreon on the Northman. |
| 1:52.8 | Hopefully, we liked it. |
| 1:55.5 | Hindsight 2020? |
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