It is Monday, February 19th. I think it's still Black History Month. I don't know how to celebrate that.

I don't know if I'm allowed to. I don't have a voice. I had a fantastic weekend of shows.

We were in Spring, Texas and then in Fredericksburg, Texas.

Packed houses, both of them.

This weekend I head over to Coleman, Texas.

You say, where's Coleman, Texas?

Exactly, that's how I want to do shows.

I want to get away from the cities.

I want to go out there where the people are.

And we have fantastic crowds that show up. It is an awesome, awesome time.

Lots of laughs, lots of fun.

And I don't know a lot of things in this world.

I don't.

But I think that I know that 350 million dollars, that's a lot of money.

Damn. And apparently that's what Trump is supposed to pay if you listen to the New York City judicial system.

I want to talk about that.

I also want to talk a little bit about Massachusetts again and talk about these folks who are opening their homes to illegal aliens.

I had to get on to somebody that works for me just this week.

They love to use the word migrant.

I fall into that. I fall into that trap every now and then because I know social media doesn't like the word alien.

If you refer to somebody who's an alien. Well, that is technically and by definition exactly what the word means.

If you look at the word alien, it comes from the Latin, it means from another place, foreign.

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