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🗓️ 22 July 2020
⏱️ 32 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a true story. I know that's cliche to say. In this day and age, claiming something incredible happened without video proof is a surefire way to make certain people not believe you. |
0:15.0 | Everyone does it though, especially in the realm of the crazy and the supernatural. |
0:20.0 | Movies like the Texas Chainshaw Massacre and the strangers are supposedly based on true stories. |
0:26.0 | But when you take a look at the events inspiring them, you will find an excessive amount of artistic license has gone into the end product. |
0:35.1 | The result, many times, is that the tail told becomes hardly recognizable from its source material. |
0:42.0 | I guess the writers and directors figure reality isn't scary enough. |
0:45.7 | The story I'm about to relate happened though, just the way I'm telling it. No |
0:52.2 | embellishment needed. I wouldn't lie about that because |
0:57.2 | well you'll see. I grew up in a different world than today. |
1:02.8 | The internet wasn't commercialized yet. |
1:04.9 | Phones were still attached to the wall and kids played outside on afternoons and weekends. |
1:10.4 | The information age is marvelous. |
1:12.4 | An incredible amount of knowledge available instantaneously at our fingertips. |
1:16.0 | Questions that in my youth would have taken days of research of the library to answer are satisfied in moments with a quick Google search. The issue I found |
1:26.3 | is having access to such a font of knowledge has made us lazy. We assume incorrectly that we can find anything online. |
1:35.0 | If there's nothing there, if the results come up empty, it must either be unimportant or simply not exist. |
1:48.6 | That's not true. Some things, some very real, very important things have avoided making the digital leap. |
1:53.0 | Things like Old Mother Cleaver. |
1:57.0 | My mom and I moved to a new town a couple weeks after my 13th birthday. |
2:01.0 | My dad was in the army and eventually mom got tired of pulling up a life |
2:06.1 | and starting over every couple of years. My parents decided to try her trial separation |
2:12.2 | and jointly concluded I'd go with mom, since dad's lifestyle |
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