THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Sexual Misconduct Is A Thing

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2018

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Laura gets real in this episode with sensitive stories from her past about sexual misconduct and suicide. With a side dish of funny including sick kids, pugs with no jobs and special guest IVY. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.25 Pugs with no jobs -1:19 Kids are disease factories -2.29 Steeephen! -2:48 Ball Bag nuzzle -3:27 Americans? -4:58 Lots to talk about -5:23 Current Events by IVY -8:15 Dick, Dick, Dick! -9:11 NANCY should be in our singing group! -9:35 Louis C.K "One Mississippi" Tig Nataro on The View -13:06 Sexually traumatizing Lunch -17:03 Another asshole in a limo -17:38 Protect yourself ladies -18:14 Logan Paul & the suicide epidemic -22:40 When I was 12... -27:22 The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 -28:22 Blind Oliver -28:50 "I hated those carpets!" -29:21 Outro "We love you!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast.
0:05.0	It's a podcast.
0:07.0	With Laura Clary.
0:10.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast.
0:17.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast.
0:19.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast.
0:21.0	I'm Laura Clary. So pugs are pug is like in the same room
0:27.4	just breathing like that as they do and it's funny because pugs that are in films often get fired because they are
0:40.5	loud breathers and so they interrupt scenes and I wonder if you can hear our
0:46.3	pug because I know this because I did a job once I can't remember what job but there was a
0:52.3	dog in the scene and I was telling her the
0:56.7	dog trainer on set I was like yeah I have a pug check check out my pug it's got one eye
1:02.3	isn't he cute and And she was like, oh yes, I trained a couple puds for films, but they all got fired.
1:09.2	And I was like, oh no, yeah, because they breathe so damn loud, they ruin every scene.
1:15.1	Anyway, I am sick as a fucking dog, sick as a loud pug.
1:26.6	I have strapped throat and pink eye.
1:30.4	What the fuck guys?
1:32.3	You know why I have strapped down a pink eye? You know why?
1:36.0	Because kids are disease factories.
1:41.0	Kids are the worst and I was around them for a week.
1:47.0	More cup are your makeup?
1:49.0	Sure.
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