This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

The Late Night Alternative with Catherine Boyle, speech radio with a difference.

Talk radio.

Incorrect.

David Tyson Gentry Reckons

True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.

Again, I think you're missing the point there.

Mohammed Ali and who am I to disagree with that great man?

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain.

It's not something you learn in school, but if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship

you really haven't learned anything.

Well, today, I learned the true meaning of friendship.

The true meaning of friendship is when you are prepared to go into a house that smells of feces and not only do you look for the

feces you tidy them up when you find them.

Wait just any any feces just random feces?

How was I to know it was the cats but it was the cats in the end?

Okay but you didn't care it could in the end okay it could have been the

cats it could have been a tramp I could have been a railway hobo and you thought

let me care for a fellow living creature by cleaning up their night soil.

Exactly and actually the size of the night soil could have been human.

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