The Last President
The Kevin Clancy Show
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Barron Trump is a time traveler, here is the proof: In 1896 a book was written titled 1900, Or The Last President. It's main character is named Baron Trump and his advisor is named Don. It starts when a political outsider from NYC (who lives on 5th Ave) wins the election and becomes president. And a man named Pence is in it too. Again, this book was written 124 years ago. Dave Chappelle is canceling himself, Thanksgiving Eve, Utopia, The Undoing, and a mysterious monolith in Utah.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, bar stool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple podcasts, Spotify |
| 0:04.3 | or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.3 | What's up, you months? |
| 0:09.3 | It's another edition of KFC Radio. |
| 0:11.3 | It's out right now on Thanksgiving Eve, the biggest day to get you fuck on. |
| 0:17.3 | And if you go back to your high school stomping grounds tonight, you're trying to write some |
| 0:23.2 | wrongs. |
| 0:24.2 | I said this on radio. |
| 0:25.7 | The reason I like Thanksgiving Day Eve is because it's the only holiday rooted in writing |
| 0:35.0 | wrongs and erasing regrets. |
| 0:37.5 | It's the only holiday that is designed to go back and like, if you're George Costanza |
| 0:44.5 | and you've got the jerk store line and you've been thinking of for a year or two years |
| 0:48.7 | or five years, you go back and you show up with that old watering hole and you drop that |
| 0:52.9 | jerk store line. |
| 0:54.2 | You go get the girl who got away. |
| 0:56.7 | You go like talk shit to the person who pissed you off. |
| 1:01.7 | It's the anti-regret holiday. |
| 1:04.4 | And that's the only thing in life where we all agree. |
| 1:06.8 | Like one day a year is your chance to like go to this reunion of sorts and flex on people |
| 1:12.8 | or fix, you know, get it right this time. |
| 1:16.4 | And if you go out and you're like, this is the one who got away, I'm gonna fuck out |
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