The Land Rovers of Longleat

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Richard has been to a safari park. Also in this episode, Jonny shares news of his local no-name full suspension mountain bike guy, the joys of the Gower peninsular, an ideal cottage and cars combo, a family of plastic cladding enthusiasts, blaming monkeys for things, the rarity of the VW Lupo, an Alfa with an odd sticker, getting buzzed by a ruined RAV4, liking Martini livery but not Martini, another entry for Jag wrong ‘uns club, and a tribute to the late Harris Mann.

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0:00.0	I'm Johnny Smith. I'm Richard Porter. And this is Smith Insanif, a podcast on which two friends talk about cars and many other things.
0:14.0	Something as really excited as broken cover this morning.
0:18.0	What's that?
0:19.0	I was just on my way to work off of the ID buzz, which I'll talk more about in a minute.
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	Guess who I saw. Guess who I saw.
0:29.0	Minutes from my house. Perhaps two minutes walk from my own house.
0:33.0	Right. Now, I'm going to say either it was electrical, John.
0:39.0	Oh.
0:40.0	Oh, yeah. No, it wasn't him, guys. Yeah, that's it.
0:44.0	Or it was your town's no name for suspension by guy.
0:50.0	Full marks. I have seen.
0:52.0	I saw him in action in the wild, like a Yeti, like spotting Bigfoot.
0:59.0	Yes.
1:00.0	I spotted no name full suspension mountain bike guy.
1:05.0	And he was outside booze for less, which is, you know, the sign is four, you know, the number four booze for less.
1:15.0	And what was he doing outside booze for less?
1:18.0	He's got a bag of cans.
1:20.0	He had, he had a very thin plastic bag full of cans.
1:24.0	He had a slack ruck sack on his back that looked like it was a freebie.
1:28.0	And he was really viciously trying to spark up a cigarette.
1:33.0	And I don't think his clipper refillable was working properly, so it's sort of shaking it and flailing it.
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