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It's Monday at the 3rd of July.

It's the Luka picture.

I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm joined by Mr. Luka Moore and I promised you white, hot,

kosher, mobile phone chat.

Luke, did you know that you can buy kosher certified mobile phones?

Because I fucking didn't and I want one.

And what's the difference? How does it work?

You can't have text messages, you can't have a camera, you can't have the internet.

It's just a phone. What does phoney stuff?

But you get a little kosher certified logo on the front.

So they've basically just reinvented the phone?

I don't even think they've done that to me.

I think they've just limited existing mobile phone.

I slapped a logo on it and sold it for well over what it's worth.

Part of me, there's definitely a part in me.

It's pretty buried quite deeply in me these days.

That quite likes the idea of moving to a very bucolic, rural place.

And had living a quiet life.

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