4.4 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2025
⏱️ 116 minutes
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0:00.0 | Wrestling soup is intended for a mature audience. We like to use naughty words. Do you guys know about poo knife? No, I don't. |
0:11.6 | Poop Knife's like the biggest thing on the internet right now. You didn't know about that? I've heard of the poo knife. |
0:16.7 | How does the poop knife perform? Does the family take the knife and cut it when it's in the bowl? |
0:23.7 | Or do they stick their knife up the butt? |
0:25.8 | No, they're smashing it. |
0:27.4 | Dude, they're smashing it into the toilet to bring the poop up. |
0:31.0 | I'm betting that this is a generational thing in their family. |
0:33.8 | Well, I just put poop in Google, and knife came up immediately. |
0:37.2 | Try it. I love the idea of standing there with the knife like a fucking serial killer. |
0:41.7 | Yeah. What do I do now? Do you walk over to the sink? When you brush your teeth? |
0:46.5 | You wipe it down with a piece of TP and then you hang it back on the hook, right? Wouldn't it be rude if you're using your sister's poop knife? |
0:52.8 | Mom, Jimmy's using my poop knife. |
0:56.0 | How many times have I told you not to use your sister's poop knife? |
1:00.2 | I am not so human and I need to be loved. |
1:08.7 | I am not so minimal. I am what I am not so many more |
1:12.7 | I am what I have become |
1:16.2 | Probably last year |
1:18.7 | At some point we were on me, you and Mish |
1:20.2 | Yeah, no, I think we did |
1:22.2 | We did a few of them last year |
1:23.8 | But I don't think we've done anyone in a really long time |
1:26.2 | So this is part of the big shakeup going on right now. |
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