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The Jokes Cut From The Golden Globes Are SCANDALOUS

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Nikki Glaser Shares The Jokes She Had To Cut From The Golden Globes! 

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.7

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

0:05.9

It's the bird show's entertainment bus.

0:08.3

Now it's no secret that Nikki Glazer absolutely crushed it at the Golden Globes.

0:13.3

People are raving about her performance, but there are some jokes that she didn't tell during her 10-minute monologue.

0:20.7

Now I'm going to give you the warning that some of these fall into the politically

0:24.2

incorrect category. So let's all just take a deep breath.

0:28.6

And remember that she didn't tell these jokes, but she thought about it doesn't mean

0:34.0

that we got to get her panties and twist.

0:36.2

I'm assuming that when you're writing something like this, and she had a 10-minute monologue,

0:39.9

and then there's jokes throughout the entire show also that if you come to the table with

0:43.7

a hundred jokes, you have to filter it down.

0:45.7

I mean, you do this for a living, Mo.

0:47.1

You're a stand-up comedian, so these are the ones that were too mean.

0:49.8

Yeah, I mean, I think most comedians, that's how you approach it. You write down as many jokes as you possibly can, and then you've got to kind of filter through it to see what might get you in a little more trouble than it's worth it, and you kind of pull it back.

1:00.3

But it's always kind of a tough decision because sometimes the me, the ones are the ones that I actually do well.

1:04.3

I know as a stand-up comedian, like her stand-up comedy specials are her own, that's her own content. However, when you do something

1:11.6

like the Golden Globes, they have writers. So were these actual jokes she came up with or was it like

1:15.9

a combination of people and writers who came up with them and then they decided to scrap them?

1:20.1

From what I can tell, this is what she came up with because she's also giving the reasoning

1:23.6

as to why she decided not to use these jokes. So I'm under the assumption that this is all from her.

1:30.8

Maybe she did have some help with some writers,

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