The Jason Manford Show - Steve Edge and Shappi Khorsandi

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford was joined by Steve Edge and Shappi Khorsandi on today's show. Here's what they got talking about: 1 - Man vs Fat Football 2 - Chatty taxi drivers 3 - What's the ultimate karaoke song? 4 - Pork pie wedding cakes and crowdfunding your big day 5 - Britain on Sundays - what are you looking at right now? 6 - Painted dog claws and dog poo trees 7 - Shappi joins Jason and Steve in the studio 8 - The comedy club circuit 9 - I'm a Celebrity Backstage Goss 10 - What unusual things are you terrified of? Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh.
0:26.1	frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy. Jason Manford.
0:34.0	Absolute Radio.
0:35.0	We're real music matters.
0:38.0	Good morning, it's Jason Manford.
0:40.0	Steve Edges here.
0:41.0	Morning.
0:42.0	How are you doing? All right, yeah. Lovely stuff. Um, I was... See I know I was not ready well because I've been told it was picking you up
0:54.5	Yeah, a certain time so I did that thing where because I got in from a gig last night
0:59.0	Where I thought right I'm gonna have every single minute rinse every little bit of sleep. Yeah, I'm gonna sleep until then and I'm gonna to have every single minute. Rinse every little bit of sleep.
1:03.0	Yeah, I'm going to sleep until then, I'm going to set it around, but then I'm going to press snooze.
1:07.0	I don't bother with a snooze.
1:09.0	Do you know? You're eating into that time?
1:11.0	Into what time?
1:12.0	The extra sleep you want.
1:14.0	So you just set the alarm.
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