The Jane Austen Heist Draft

Close Reads Podcast

Goldberry Studios

Arts, Books

4.4 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Jane Austen heist draft, in which each of us will build a six-member crew of Jane Austen characters to perpetrate a heist, Oceans 11 style. In this case, we’re stealing back a long lost Turner painting from Captain Rushworth, who has (wrongly) claimed it as his own. Who has the best crew? That’s up to you. Happy listening!

Note: The Q&A for A Tale of Two Cities will run next Monday.

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm David Kern.
0:03.8	I'm Heidi White.
0:05.2	And I'm Sean Johnson.
0:06.7	And you are listening to Close Reads, a podcast for the Incurable Reader on which we are stealing back a painting, along with Jane Austen characters from another Jane Austen character.
0:17.6	That's right.
0:18.1	It's the first ever close reads literature heist draft this time
0:24.9	featuring characters from the canon of Jane Austen. Are you ready for this, Sean? Are you ready
0:32.0	to steal back up? We'll give the scenario in a minute, but I got to know. I feel weirdly,
0:35.9	weirdly ready. Yeah, you prepped?
0:38.6	Yeah.
0:39.3	I'm thinking about it.
0:40.5	That's right.
0:41.2	Never been more enthused about anything in my life.
0:44.5	I don't believe that.
0:46.0	Heidi, how are you?
0:47.6	I'm great.
0:48.9	I'm not as ready as Sean.
0:50.1	I'm nervous.
0:51.0	You're nervous.
0:51.5	Okay.
0:51.9	I'm excited, but under control. You know, I'm cool. I'm collected.
0:54.8	Right.
	...

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