The Isty Bitsy Spider

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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The fellas were pretty mean today, the hinges flew off! Emily and Will dive into some past traumas and Liam fell asleep at the wheel. Wacky boys, oh wacky wacky little guys! (00:00) Intro (01:58) Teachers Marrying Students (03:29) J*cking Off While Driving (09:00) Rusty’s Talladega Uber Nightmare (10:29) Martha Stewart (13:06) Characters (38:21) Emily’s List of Things That Don’t Make Sense (43:00) Will’s Fear of Public Speaking (45:51) Improv (46:19) Therapy Couch Segment FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE CODE “BEERS” for up to $1000 RISK FREE ON YOUR 1ST WAGER: https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/sports/risk-free?wm=7085202&zoneId=1676294 GET 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING WITH THE CODE "FRIDAY" AT MANSCAPED.COM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's so funny because when you look at the guys, that's never a topic of conversation. Yeah. What you look like? Yeah. Did you watch the football last night? It's never about, I'll watch your skincare routine. Whereas women walk into a room and because we've been taught to be pitted against each other. Yeah. Not always, but sometimes there's, oh my God, you know, I can't. It's a bit of a barrier. Yeah, yeah. and it shouldn't be there.
0:01.1	We should be trying to change that stereotype, believing that there is space for everybody. Guys, welcome back to the Almost Friday pod. Whoa! Whoa, Emily. Thank you so much for listening. Before we jump into the episode, we want to say that today's episode is brought to you by Manscaped.
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1:05.8	Manscape.com. Let's get into the episode. Let's check what my internal body temperature is.
1:12.6	394 Fahrenheit.
1:15.4	I don't even know enough to know if that's too high or not.
1:18.0	I think it's too high.
1:19.0	98 would be normal.
1:20.5	Okay.
1:22.4	So I'm about to burst.
1:24.9	All right, let's get it started.
1:35.7	Okay. burst. All right, let's get it started. I got scared.
1:39.2	Well, now I'm kind of nervous.
1:42.0	Maybe if the cameras weren't on it.
1:43.5	Can we get rid of the cameras just for this episode?
1:45.8	Yeah.
1:48.3	Anyway.
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