The Internet

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes hack the mainframe, surf the information superhighway, and search the ‘net as they discuss The Internet. We reminisce over internet sounds, turn the internet into a butler, and partake in arts and crafts. Jackson describes the first computer ever, Zoe describes the first, very depressing, email, and Duscher just wishes movies knew what hacking was. So plug in your internet cable, yell at mum to get off the phone, and listen to that sweet cacophony of noises that is the 56k internet dialling up. It's the most beautiful music there is. It’s almost like a lullaby.Want to help Siri understand Duscher better? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we can get him some elocution lessons.And don’t forget to head to http://google.com/usability/sanspants to sign up and take part in helping Google improve their not at all hostile takeover of the world.

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0:00.0	Sanspans Radio. We googled it so you don't have to.
0:03.0	Today's episode of Shut Up a Second has been proudly sponsored by Google. That's right, Google, the thing that basically connects you to the rest of the internet. But this is not straight Google. It's one of their branches, Google Usability. So just had to Google.com forward slash usability, forward slash Sanspans, to sign up and take part in helping improve Google's products by giving them direct feedback. Now, I know you. You won't do anything for nothing, and that's fair. So luckily, Google has provided a couple of kickbacks, which, if I'm correct, is like complete access to a zoo, and no one will tell the cops what you did. And you can trust me because I've never been wrong about anything ever in my life, ever. Still may read the terms and conditions, but you probably don't need to. So what are you waiting for? Just head to google.com forward slash usability, forward slash sanspans and sign up today. And you might get a little something on the side. Well, at the same time, getting to check out new and interesting product, services and prototypes from the company that strives not to do evil, Google. And look, Google's done so much for you already. They helped you find sexy picks, and they're the first person you turn to when you're like, no way to pineapples grow in ferns. I'm checking. So just head to google.com forward slash usability, forward slash sans spans. Now enjoy the show. Hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Joel Dusha. And I'm Zoe Bilotto. And today's topic is the internet.
1:11.5	Doom, but do you. of shut up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Joe Dusha. And I'm Zoe Bilotto. And today's topic is the internet.
2:00.9	That's sound. That sound was so good. That sound like, I love that everyone can remember every bit of that sound. And all the bits, everyone had a favorite part. That was my favorite bit. My favorite bit was a bit was like, oh. You know that bit? It's like demons are coming. And you can kind of almost hear, talking in the background. That part ruled. What was your favorite bit of the... Badoong, Badoong, the Badoong, Badoong. Yeah, I was kind of saying the Bidung Bidong was just perfect. I liked with that sound, you got a progression. Like, it was nice to know. Oh, it was a story. Yeah.
2:02.9	It was a start.
2:03.6	There was a middle one.
2:04.9	And you're like, oh, we're building up.
2:05.6	Badung, but dong. Whoa, conflict.
2:07.4	Hang on.
2:07.9	We've probably got listeners that don't even know what we're talking about.
2:09.9	Oh, because they're children.
2:11.0	That's sad.
2:11.7	Everyone.
2:12.0	Everyone, I'm going to play it for you. If you were born in the late 90s, you might not be aware, but when us elderly citizens had to connect to the internet in the 90s or early 2000s, this is the noise it made.
2:26.4	Oh, no.
2:31.2	Fuck, that sounds good.
2:36.8	It's like aliens trying to contact her.
2:39.9	There it is.
2:42.2	That bit.
2:43.0	Yeah, that's good.
2:45.8	Sounds like a song I'd listen to.
2:48.8	Oh, that's good.
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