The Internet Is For Porn (w/ Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Daniel Sloss)

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

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Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Daniel Sloss schools Jay and Ari Shaffir on buying drugs in Scotland. After learning of the return of Roman and Sierra to YouTube, Jacob reveals he never watched internet porn before The Bonfire. Dan Soder tells the tragic yet hilarious story of his dad, Gary.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:23.7	Hey everyone, it's DJ Liu.
0:26.5	And Monday's bonfire, Ari Shafir filled in for Dan Soder.
0:29.5	He and Jay welcomed comedian Daniel Slas to the studio.
0:32.7	Daniel explains what is like buying drugs in Scotland.
0:37.2	Ari Shafir hanging out today while Dan's off doing his billion thing.
0:41.5	Our guest sitting in the studio is comedian Daniel Slas.
0:44.4	What's up buddy?
0:45.4	Hey buddy.
0:46.4	I mean, Ari we're talking about, we were bashing Jews as two Jews, able to do that.
0:51.5	They're over there.
0:52.5	They're behavior on an airplane.
0:53.5	They're over there.
0:54.5	They're behavior on an airplane traveling.
0:57.9	It's really, and where are you from?
0:59.7	They're from Scotland.
1:00.7	Scotland.
1:01.7	I mean, that's gotta be an old crotchety of people.
1:05.2	No Jews though.
1:06.2	No, last time I mean, there might be.
1:09.4	Yeah, no we go where it's warm and that's like, yeah, well, you know, okay, you could be
1:13.6	there for like four days of the year if you want.
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