THE INSANE ORIGINS OF SANTA CLAUS

Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

Nikki Limo, Steve Greene & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Education

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We bet you didn't know that several Christmas traditions may have come directly from ancient people getting high as hell on magic mushrooms. Or that Saint Nicholas' first good deed was saving a bunch of women from being sold into slavery? Yeah. This is some decidedly crazy sh*t that no one told you about the origins of Santa Claus and Christmas. From our STDTY family to yours, Happy Holidays, people! To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: [email protected] To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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