The Incognito Butcher
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
After copping a tremendous amount of deserved flak from general practitioners everywhere for his ill-advised comments, Luke is considering shaving off his moustache and keeping a low profile by becoming a butcher's boy. Pete thinks it's a bad idea - too many euphemisms with middle aged women to deal with.
On today's produce-themed episode we also hear about the godfather of British cheese as well as find out why you shouldn't entertain the idea of getting milkmen back. Got milk?
Email us at [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.
Please fill out Stak's listener survey! It'll help us learn more about the content you love so we can bring you even more - you'll also be entered into a competition to win one of five PlayStation 5's! Click here: https://bit.ly/staksurvey2025
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pete Shaw. |
| 0:09.0 | Welcome to you, welcome to you and welcome to you. |
| 0:15.0 | Welcome to Luke Peachore where we basically spend half an hour every Monday and Thursday talking about |
| 0:21.1 | whatever's on our minds and sometimes things that aren't on our minds. They just float into our |
| 0:26.4 | minds, get explained poorly and then float out of our minds and then upset a lot of people on the |
| 0:30.8 | emails. Lukie, how you doing, mate? You're all right. Good, thanks. Yeah, I'm still currently |
| 0:35.6 | the absolute enemy of general practitioners all over the United Kingdom. |
| 0:42.7 | Yeah, you've got yours. |
| 0:44.5 | Keeping a low profile. |
| 0:47.0 | Might go back to John Bethanley's Butchers in Farmborough and become a butcher's boy. |
| 0:53.5 | Yeah, well, you've got them stash. You've got the, you're back on the little court that you had on the last show. It's not a coat or a shacket. It's like a little house court, little ladies would wear. It's a jumper? It's a jumper. What happened to just call them stuff jumpers? Because it's not, because do we have to get a lot of various sub-genre of jumper? |
| 1:11.8 | Because I'll tell you why, because you got obsessed with goose down and then... |
| 1:15.8 | Still am. |
| 1:17.5 | Telling me how these new brands that you just heard about five minutes ago are the best you've ever seen. |
| 1:23.1 | And it's like, well, I don't think... |
| 1:24.6 | Hagloss. |
| 1:25.2 | I think you've been told something. |
| 1:27.2 | You've got a hagloss again? Like, well, I don't think, I think you've been, I think you've been told something. |
| 1:29.0 | You've been Donald Trump. It's the last person who spoke to you. The goose down people have got you. I am. I have a bit like that. I have a bit like that. The last person that spoke to me and convincingly dominates my thoughts and my opinions for a while. The Norwegians have been at you. Yeah, they have. |
| 1:24.5 | They've come to the White House before I could get there to tell you what. |
| 1:28.4 | I've stock the Hagloss on, head to tie when I went to Norway, expecting to be welcomed, like a returning, conquering hero, just broadly ignored. Locals don't wear that stuff. No. The locals don't wear that stuff. It's just marketed to foreigners who know nothing about the outdoors. We wear Gap. |
| 2:01.3 | We wear Gap and baby Gap. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Stak Production, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Stak Production and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.