The Important Broadcast Module 55: How Have You Bean?

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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The Great Leader had cause to celebrate this week. 10 years to the day since the grand opening of The Baked Museum of Excellence? See you at the party! Further to this, Steve was praised for his athletic efforts, some men stole some botox and a woman married a duvet. Classic Important Broadcast. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

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0:14.0	Think all your favourites, sizzling sausages, fresh pastries, crunchy granola and a hot cupper.
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0:26.0	Holiday Inn Express by IHG, where great sleep and breakfast are always included.
0:28.1	Book your stay today.
0:33.6	Danny Wallace, Radio X.
0:37.2	Hello and welcome to another podcast from the important broadcast.
0:45.1	And, well, listen, this is, if you've got your listener fans out, this is a DPS day, okay?
0:46.1	A double-page spread.
0:47.0	Oh, yes, sorry.
0:56.9	So you're going to have to open up two blank pages because there is a lot to learn, a lot of notes to make, a lot of different experiences to experience differently.
1:05.3	A wide range of experiences. Very wide range of experiences. Not only do we talk about Steve's athletic exercises that he undertook just yesterday in a park. Excellent. We delve into culture, high culture, as we cross live to a museum that I actually opened
1:16.4	10 years ago today.
1:18.7	We haven't really got to the bottom of why you did that.
1:21.1	Sure, sure.
1:23.1	It's the National Bate Bean Museum of Excellence, so we'll be speaking with Captain Beanie himself.
1:29.0	They all wanted him. We got him.
1:31.3	What else have you opened?
1:33.6	Well, there's all sorts of silly jokes I could make there.
1:36.3	Doors, letters, fridges.
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