Danny Wallace

Brady OX

Well hello and welcome to another edition of your important broadcast podcast.

It's an unusual one today because I did a little song.

I thought you were going to really jump into it then.

It's an unusual one today.

That's my favourite bit of Ghostbusters.

I remember it as a kid because I thought it was going to turn into a musical. And they're sitting and the music swells as Bill Murray or Peter Vinkman is trying to convince Dan Aykroyd to remortgage his house or whatever so they can fund the Ghostbusters. And he goes, call it whatever you like. Call it fate. Call it hope. Call it karma. I I believe in it and then he goes into it and I wish it had just got into a full blown musical song I feel like that's a test to see if I've seen it yet and I haven't I've been moving house I've been very busy right that was a test that was a test I thought it might be and you failed again I just I know. I just fail, yeah. Now, I will watch it though. I do plan to watch it. Well, one week I will start with the song. It won't be this week, though, because I'm sad because poor little Steve, he's not here. Poor sweaty little Steve. And I know that you'll all be going like, oh, no, but I enjoy his right eye on life and his unusual things. Well, I've got a treat for you. Here he is. Hi, Steve. Hey, guys. I'm almost like, I'm almost omniscient in this show now, aren't I? Floating around. Do you mean onniscient, omniscient, omniscient? Omniscient? Omniscient? Yeah, you say omniscient orcient or omniscient? Yeah. You're everywhere. Omnipresent. Omnipresent. Yeah, whatever. You know, omniscent, omnipresent. They've both been the same thing. Well, what's omniscient? Basically, I'm here. Omniscient, I don't think, is a word. You're saying that one meaning omniscient. I don't think omniscient's a word. You can't make up a word and then say it means the same as the word you didn't say. That sounds a bit like it. No, no, no, no. It's definitely a word. Whatever, guys, it means the same as the thing I said. I was just eating a sandwich. What's a sandwich? You know. Do you mean a sandwich? Similar to a sandwich.

Similar to a sandwich, yeah. They're the same thing. They're the same thing, a sandwatch. I'm sorry, I feel stupid, not knowing what the sandwatches. It's clearly my fault because in your world, they're the same. Yeah, no, it says, you know what I meant do you yeah okay well the omniscent steve is here he's uh self-isolating at the moment

um and uh you know i was going to say in like in dictionary corner um with your new words but

you're in your your little bedroom um which is on the screen in front of me and got a poster behind you.

What is that poster?

It is the last Shadow Puppets print, which is Alex Turner's side project with Miles Kane,

and it is signed by both of them.

And it's the only thing on your wall.

Yes, yes.

Well, that's how much respect I have for said side project.

Well, that's good.

And for the integrity of new build walls.

You don't want to risk.

Well, this is it, yeah.

Luckily, though, I've got what they called.

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