Claire worked in the marketing department for an up-and-coming artisan bakery.

Unfortunately, the artisan bakery in question was so up-and-coming.

Nobody actually knew it existed.

But then she had the really good idea to use Canva to create a business plan.

It looked good, really, really good. Their investors thought so too.

And now their hotcakes are selling like, well, exactly. Thanks, Canber.

Danny Wallace, Radio X. Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast, podcast, from your podcast, pals.

And excitingly, Joe has started looking at his computer, which makes me think we might be in line for an email.

Ooh.

I don't know.

Oh, look, a little smirk on his face as he wanders over, hobbles over, you'll find out why.

And hens me his computer.

Wow. How lucky you are.

Think of all the podcasts that that laptop has seen.

Oh, it doesn't bear thinking about.

What history I hold in my hands.

It's like holding the magna car.

Dear, dear fearless leader.

Although I'm certain your name will change after this.

Intriguing start, I have to say.

And the others, good, dismissive.

I would like to draw your attention to my wife who deserves a dedication,

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