Danny Wallace

Brady OX

Well hello how are you and welcome to this week's podcast

A podcast that will surprise you

Delight you and maybe even chill you

Something very odd happened during today's important broadcast

It was too weird to bring to air

Instead we saved it just for you It's incontrovertible proof of something.

And I wouldn't listen to this, all I say is, I wouldn't listen to this podcast on your own.

Make sure your listening partner is nearby, staring into your eyes with a slight smile, a reassuring smile. Make sure you're doing this in a brightly lit room. Yeah. Sometime around midday would be good. Yeah, it's like when you first watch... You want the evening very far away. Yeah, but it's like when you first watch the exorcist, you know, you don't want to be watching it at night

freaking yourself out.

Oh,

no.

If you're one of the

many listeners who takes this podcast camping, we get a lot of listeners who save the podcasts until they're on their own in a tent up a wind-swept hill at night. If you're one of the campers, you know...

We're sorry.

Sorry, basically.

But you might... wind-swept hill at night. If you're one of the campers, you know, sorry, sorry, basically,

but you might want to just listen to this on like four times speed, because you want to get it

over with, you know, you just want to get it over with, you want to get through it. And if you're one

of the listeners that, you know, goes into a mirror and says, explain that three times in the hope that we will appear. Don't do that. That's only happened once. That's only happened once. We were like, what the hell? What are we doing here? Yeah, we were all separate, weren't we? We were as surprised as the listener. I was so surprised. I was still holding my rolling pin.

I still had my rolling pin.

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