The Immortal Cult Hokum

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2017

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

In 1939 a secretive cult known as the Royal Fraternity of Master Metaphysicians made headlines when its leader, James Bernard Schafer, announced their intention to conduct an unusual experiment. They were going to raise an immortal baby. Has there ever been a more perfect story for We Have Concerns to cover? No, there has not.

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0:00.0	Merchandising, Merchandising.
0:02.4	Yeah, that's a good way to start this.
0:04.6	That lets people know that we're just, we're still their regular, regular old friends
0:09.0	that don't want anything from them except their money.
0:11.4	Now we have got merch for you.
0:14.7	Go to wehaveconservids.com slash shop and check out the new Brock Life T-shirt, Sam
0:18.9	and Canon T-shirt, Jetpack Rescue Squad T-shirt.
0:21.6	So many T-shirt.
0:30.0	Stars citizen!
0:31.0	It's just like, no, just go fucking play Eve online with everybody else.
0:42.2	I guess.
0:43.2	I guess.
0:44.2	This is we have concerns.
0:45.2	Hi Jeff, can I have Anthony Carboni.
0:46.2	Hello concerned citizens.
0:48.0	We have what might be my favorite story we've ever done.
0:52.4	This I have to thank Bill Andrews.
0:54.8	I don't think we've heard from him before, maybe we have.
0:58.0	I'm just not remembering it.
0:59.1	It's a very memorable name.
1:00.5	So if it had come up before, I feel like I would have known.
1:04.0	Bill Andrews sent us the story to wehaveconservidshowatgmail.com and it has everything.
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