Ladies, hello.

Hello.

Hi.

I switched it up.

Oh, hello.

Ladies. It was a lady.

I'm Sam Sanders.

I'm Zach Stafford.

And I'm Saeed Jones and you, my loves, are going to talk about Twitter's demise. It's a sink and ship, but it's going down kind of slow

And we will have a very slow very confusing

It's like a house party on the sinking ship like everyone's like the band is indeed playing on and the band is playing an insult song about the owner of the ship.

I didn't think I'd have time to go through the bar for a drink, but indeed... We do.

I know. So we're going to talk about all of that, what it feels like, what are people thinking about doing next, you know, all of that. And then also, you know, with that in mind, we want to have a well-deserved home-going celebration for black Twitter.

And we're going to talk about Twitter has given us many things, but black Twitter has

given us far, far more.

Just a note to listeners, this episode was recorded on Tuesday, November 8th,

before election results. So whatever is about to happen, whatever's happening, We didn't know. But before we get into all of that, of course we got to do our own vibe check. Ladies, how are we feeling? Sam, let's start with you. How you doing, baby? I'm in a weird place. It's election week and the weather's crazy here in LA, and so on top of having to do

with like a lot of rain in ways that annoy me, I also keep seeing all of these random LA celebrities kind of

of voting for the wrong candidate. Like Katie Perry took a selfie at the

polling site as did Gwyneth, it's wild.

And so it's just this moment of confusion because like these celebrities aren't dumb,

they know they're gonna get dragged for it and yet and still.

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