This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

I tell you, we are like a giant conveyor belt in the studio.

Honestly, people just pass a piece of paper to me.

I read it, then they sort of do a thumbs up, and then we record the next bit, and you think to yourself,

do you know, actually, it doesn't get any easier than this. Some people might sort of, you know, want to know what their motivation is for doing a program,

you know, I always say money. That's always the motivation for doing most things nowadays.

Or failing that just the fact that I've been sitting in this studio since 4 o'clock this morning.

And I quite like it. It's not as cold as I've had it in the past, but I thought it's doable. Yesterday was terrible. You know, if we didn't have air, can you imagine what it would be like if there was no air

conditioning in these studios?

I cannot imagine how dreadful your life would be.

It's bad enough walking out if you're going to.

It would be, can you imagine how dreadful we'd have to have, we've had it before

where the air conditioning's broken, and they've had to have the doors wedged open and fans and everything

else on, because you cannot sit in a box like this and, uh, and sort of expect it to work.

I do laugh, actually. I sometimes laugh at the whole thing, because I can't, I can't believe

I do this for a living anyway. It always amazes me. I was going to take a picture, actually, and show you exactly what I'm looking at.

And I think I might actually.

Just to show you what it looks like on Twitter.

So when you listen to this program back, you can go, oh, right, that's what he's seeing in the studio.

So if I just sort of go on to my little bit, it takes ages to try and work this out.

And if I go, me, and then I do that, and then I can take a picture.

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