I haven't seen the other side of me.

You don't realize I was raising the hood.

Like, watch out.

Oh, right.

Trash me outside.

How about that?

Yeah, you're the born in Provo, Utah.

Oh. Come these saints, come new sinners.

We're back with another episode over here at everyone's business but mine, recapping

Season 2 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Episodes 4 and 5.

The way these episodes batch up real nice, and they leave us on a cliffhanger that only these

little Mormon ladies hopped up on soda could possibly do. And I'm grateful.

I bowed my head and I've prayed.

And I'm grateful.

I rejoice and I will be glad in it.

Let's get into episode four, okay?

Layla debuts her boyfriend Cameron officially.

Like, we saw him at the Halloween party,

but this time we're getting like a

we're at the carnival, Jordan Knight, give it to you music video kind of vibe. They're up on the

Ferris wheel. And, you know, she said Cameron makes her feel better than her ex. Not really sexually.

She still has not had an orgasm yet, but fingers crossed.

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