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Treatments will only be prescribed if deemed appropriate. Hello, friends and welcome to an unexpected freaking podcast. I'm as.

And I'm Lane.

And friends, we're back with the Hobbit, Hobbit, Hotty, Hot Hot Hot Hot, Hotline.

Okay.

Dude, I'm on a different juice.

I don't know about you, but I mean, I'm just...

I think, well, I think here's what happened.

I think, I think the, um, the Valar of Amazon, they have, like, I think they've rewarded your kindness with, like, this, um, this high frequency energy that's going on.

Yeah.

That allows you to go into the, even though you were using your powers to kind of, I don't

think you, without malicious intent, I think you were just doing it to bring clarity to the

universe in your standalone episode.

So they rewarded you with some kind of fruits.

And I think what they did to me is, I think when I ordered that copy of The Tales of Tom Bombadol, I think they laced it with some sort of viral infection.

I think maybe, you know, those quote unquote gifts you sent me, which is a very Anitur thing, I think maybe they had some sort of virus on them.

I don't know if you knew about it.

That would be very Tolkienian, I guess.

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