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🗓️ 19 December 2020
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0:00.0 | Sweetbreads, derived from the 16th century, the thymus or pancreas, usually taken from a calf or lamb, but sometimes procured from the ovaries or testicles. |
0:11.0 | First, soaked in cold water to remove all traces of blood, then |
0:15.6 | poats and milk until tender. As a kid, my father told me it had been a holiday tradition |
0:21.6 | that dated back generations in his family. |
0:24.6 | I would later find out just that far back that was when I turned 16, when I learned the history |
0:29.9 | of the Gunnison family holiday tradition. |
0:33.7 | Our families have continually been amongst the upper echelon of society for over some centuries, |
0:39.2 | as leaders, politicians, tycoons, icons, you name it. |
0:44.0 | Every member of every family knew nothing but success and happiness from birth up until their |
0:48.6 | last dying breaths. |
0:50.8 | And the sweetbreads, my parents told me, were the key to their success. |
0:55.2 | Centuries ago, our ancestors were on the brink of destruction. |
0:59.5 | They had no food, no resources, no home. They had nothing, and they prayed to anything that would grant |
1:05.8 | them release. |
1:07.8 | Something answered, and they made a deal. |
1:10.8 | They were given a choice, an annual tradition that must be kept, and for as long as it was, |
1:16.7 | the family and all their descendants would never know a day of sorrow again. |
1:21.8 | My father told me that he had learned the same age I did, and so had my brothers, and |
1:27.0 | eventually my baby sister would too. |
1:30.6 | My father had told me that it had been his own grandfather that had established the tradition on a holiday, in his own words, as the ultimate sign of mockery towards God and the Holy Spirit. |
1:41.0 | That year, on Christmas Eve after dinner my parents dismissed my brothers |
1:45.6 | from the table telling them to prepare. Prepare for what? I didn't know. |
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