I, Kamal Harris, and your Democrat candidate for president, because Joe Biden finally exposed his

senility of the debate.

Thanks, Joe.

I was selected because I am the ultimate diversity hire. I'm both a woman and a

person of color. So if you criticize anything I say, you're both sexist and racist. I may not know

the first thing about running the country, but remember, that's a good thing. If you're a deep state

puppet, I had four years under the tutelage of the ultimate deep state

puppet, a wonderful mentor Joe Biden. Joe taught me rule number one, carefully hide your total

incompetence. I take insignificant things and I discuss them as if they're significant. And I believe

that exploring the significance of the insignificant is in itself significant.

Talking about the significance of the passage of time, right?

The significance of the passage of time.

So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time, and there is such

great significance to the passage of time.

Another trick is trying to sound black.

I pretend to celebrate.

Enough, enough, enough.

What is the real Kamala?

What is the fake Kamala?

We've got four days to go.

Let's talk to the man behind that video that somebody called Elon Musk retweeted. You know him as our friend who celebrates the greatest

cinematic feats of the United States every Friday afternoon. This afternoon, because we are

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