This is a headgum podcast.

You have one house at a time.

Your house is as good as haunted.

No, I don't want to put that in the title.

Who's going to be looking up haunted houses to buy?

Oh, yeah, good question.

No, it's the third line of it. People't read that yeah you never never read the third line of a slogan everyone

knows that dumb ass megan and him there's that's that's the one no one lives in your house yet

but you will how about that megan and him you might not live, who wants to live alone?

Then it hints that the ghost, it hints that there might be a ghost.

Speaking of ghosts, Officer Witchkins.

Officer Witchkins is a horny guy that lives in your cupboard.

He will swing anywhere.

He was swung.

If you go into the red hallway at night, you'll see Officer Wichkins lurking around the

corner with his big wieny straight up in the air, looking for someone to neck with.

Officer Wichkin's death unknown.

But rumor has it if you stop him in the hallway, he's going to tell you about it.

Did you meet him yet?

No, I can't say that I've met Officer Wichkins, but I'm worried that my wife might be meeting him in the middle of the night when she's up to get a cup of water or something.

Wow.

Has she been coming back to bed a little bit.

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