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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

The Hellmouth is heating up this week! Buffy ignores ALL of Parker’s red flags and winds up in his bed, Anya is sooo (not) over Xander, and Harmony has edged out Drusilla in the highly-coveted competition to be Spike’s lover. Then, things become a different kind of tense when Spike gets his hands on the notorious Gem of Amara — a ring that grants vampires invincibility. Uh Oh!

Rewatch, listen & laugh as we question the inner workings of vampire digestive systems, marvel at Spike’s return, and announce next week’s special Angel crossover episode!

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members you can listen to the Re-Watcher Buffy the Vampire Slayer early and
0:06.1	add free on Amazon music Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.2	She does picks this mother-fucker up and throws her like a dart.
0:23.7	I'm like, it's okay. He can exercise and fuck.
0:26.1	That's like my 2023 slogan is like, let Giles fuck.
0:29.7	And Buffy's like, well, I'm hot and you're not top that.
0:34.5	Drink liquids in private.
0:35.9	It's not for me.
0:39.5	Don't pretend to be a nice person when you are a raging bitch.
0:46.0	She doesn't even ask if she can sit there.
0:48.0	She just comes over with her lunch strain.
0:50.0	Make room, make room, I'm here, it's me, Kathy.
0:53.0	She's like tugging at it and it's like, my swinner.
0:56.0	If somebody said hi, my name is Percy West,
0:58.0	I'd be like, maybe it is.
0:59.2	But if he said I'm Parker Abrams, I'd be like, no.
1:02.0	She's just a teenage demon bag baby.
1:06.0	I like that.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.0	She's just a teenage turn demon baby.
1:15.0	I still love that they had those like quick close-up shots of her eyes just like slowly going in.
1:21.0	That was so good. I loved it. That was a wild episode. It's just like a fun, silly episode.
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