Oh boy it's that time of year. You know what I mean. It's turkey time and here we are at the

Harlan Highway Thanksgiving podcast episode I guess. Yeah, what else are we going to call it? And what a pod we have for you. Of course we have the Thanksgiving Day parade with John Waters and John Starters. They'll be calling the beautiful floats coming down the Harlan Highway throughout the show.

Also, we've got a I don't know if you like Hardy Boys mysteries, but we've got a I don't know if you like Hardy Boy's mysteries but we've got a

Hardy Boy mystery that I think all of us are somehow involved in you'll be

surprised how you're involved in the Hardy Boy mystery.

Also, we're going to take a few calls from some of the pavement pounders.

Gonna be taking a few of your phone calls. And then also I'm going to be sharing with you an

experience I had a very strange experience where I might have actually stepped

into the matrix have you heard of the matrix?

Yeah, yours truly might have accidentally

or purposefully stepped into the matrix.

And then later on the show, I might even sing a little meatloaf. But nonetheless, it's going to be a blast. And of course, during the show, we're going to have our turkey song that we do every Thanksgiving so it's all here get your

jiblets on put your helmet on this is the Harland Highway Hey? tighten your diaper. Come on! You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

That means that every woman in this village who is capable of childbirth is going to have a baby.

You shit-kicking stinky horseman-horseman-horse-hosemulling motherfucker you tell me his name

You must tell me his name this is Harlan Williams

Oh well my mistake ha ha ha ha I guess I'll be on my way then.

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan Highway.

What have you done to it?

What have you done to its eyes?

All of you. What have you done to its eyes?

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