The Harland Highway CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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George Michael from WHAM calls in DRUNK! Christmas songs, Harland gets a new tree, listener phone calls, and a special Xmas present from Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
0:07.0	Oh, we are going to have a very merry Christmas.
0:12.0	Ho, ho! to have a very Merry Christmas.
0:13.0	Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
0:15.0	Hoos!
0:17.0	Welcome to the Harlan Highway Christmas Special.
0:20.0	What a show we have!
0:22.0	Apparently, my boss, Mr. Featherstone is going to have me up to his office later
0:28.0	and for the first time ever has a Christmas present for me.
0:32.0	I'm so excited. Can't believe it. Also we're going to have
0:36.5	some Christmas songs, some new ones, some old ones, some favorites. We're going
0:41.6	have some phone calls from some of our pavement pounders.
0:47.0	We're also going to get a phone call from a special guest.
0:52.0	You won't believe who it is but you probably already know.
0:56.4	Yeah, somebody's calling in and I think they're gonna be drunk.'m going to be talking to you about my Christmas tree. I got a very
1:06.7	special Christmas tree this year. And then we're just going to talk about, you know, the strange year that we had, and all kinds of fun little Christmas surprises to help get you through the season.
1:22.0	So put your elf ears on. Here we go. This is the Harland Christmas Highway. Hey? tighten your diaper. Come on! You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.
1:45.0	That means that every woman in this village who is capable of childbirth is going to have a baby.
1:50.0	You shit-kicking stinky horseman-horse-smelling motherfucker you.
1:54.3	Tell me his name.
1:55.4	You must tell me his name.
1:57.3	This is Harlan Williams.
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