Um, this hockey team.

So I wrote a big thing about Wyatt Johnston today, or we could complain about last night's hockey team, hockey game, which should we do?

Our little kiss to Jack Hughes paid off.

Boy, he really put on a show.

He was great.

Who is the other guy that's even tinier than him?

They were making fun of his little baby stick.

I don't know, but the devils are good, aren't they?

They are.

I mean, that's a little yesper brat just skating a giant circle around the stars and scoring.

Why are they so bad then?

Yeah, it's surprising that I guess they got off to a good start, then they had a horrible middle of the season, and now they're playing well again. Remember Jack Hughes cut himself at the team dinner with they were suggesting that I doubt this is true, but they were suggesting he was doing the bit with his hand and a knife was it mumbly peg or

whatever what do you call that mumbleety peg i don't know is that what do you call it i don't know i

didn't know there's a name for it so i was just going to show you by by my meaner by by acting out

the the the charades way of uh the the the knife around the fingers there's a name for that game i don't know

but everyone every guy knows what you're talking about though because everyone has seen somebody

play it or play them play it themselves yeah mumblady peg is is with a pocket knife i guess

but it's also called five finger fillet, four fingers, we hand, or stab

scotch. Okay, what movie, there were two movies that made that famous, right? Five finger

filet sounds pretty dope. Didn't Jeff Goldblum do that in the fly, like going 100 miles an hour?

Sounds good to me. Remember? Did Chuck Norris try it?

And then American Psycho?

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