Hello, audio listeners of the Jason Ellis show. Thanks for listening. We're happy to have you here,

but did you know you can be enjoying this podcast in 21st century form in full, glorious,

multi-camera video? If your eyes are free, why listen when you can watch? Did you know? Not like a

special once every month thing, every single episode of this show you have ever listened to is

also available on video. Just look for the Jason Ellis show page on YouTube. Don't just listen,

watch the Jason Ellis show. Yeah, you idiot. See, you're gonna see me. Look at me. Hey everybody,

I got an event. Kind of full of combat. It's like Alice Mania, but I've got like dumb,

comedian celebrities fighting each other, but I also have the usual stuff where it's like blindfolded

people with electric dog collars on and then I give the remote to like their wife and then they

get electrocuted while everybody punches them in the head. It's really funny. It's November 4th

and it's in Tampa and you can get tickets right now if you go to carnivalofcombat.com. And there's

like all kinds of different seeing VIP Lewis J Gomez is trying to fight this dude and if he beats that

dude, then he's trying to fight me, which means I have to come out of retirement and all these people

are gonna be mad at me, but don't worry about it. I'm gonna knock that dude out. He's not gonna touch

my face, but I think he's gonna lose. And the only way you can see it is if you go to carnivalofcombat.com

right now, get tickets. You're excited, right? Yes, I'm very excited. What do you want me to say about it?

That was not that. I'm very excited. I like your confidence, but I am concerned. See me potentially

die. I thought your tagline was don't die. It is. You just said see me potentially die. Jason,

don't die. Okay, don't watch me. Don't die. There you go. That's the best promo ever. Watch him

not die. Yeah. Come on. Live. Please. In Tampa. Thank you.

Can't see or breathe.

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