The Habitsville Planetarium will change your life.

At least that's what the latest Yelp Review says.

There's a 5 star rating, pun not intended, just unavoidable, but not a single word in

the space of a description.

It is surprisingly the only available review for the facility.

I'm not looking into the Planetarium because I'm bored or to know more about space or

because I'm looking for a cliche first date spot.

My sudden interest in my town's Planetarium is rooted in a phenomenon that I've been

tracking for the past 3 months or so, ever since the Habitsville Planetarium's grand reopening

6 months ago.

The population of Habitsville has decreased by 1 every month, every second Friday, at 7pm.

I know it may not seem like a lot.

One person dead or gone a month could be considered low for a big city, but Habitsville

is a small town, where everyone's known everyone since they were born and no one ever leaves.

Since I'm not on a big story at the moment, I think the newfound trend requires my attention.

The Planetarium up until 6 months ago had been closed to the public for as long as I've

been alive, but after recently acquiring some new funding, anonymous funding, as far as

I can tell, they are now able to reopen to the public.

And every second Friday night since, at 7pm, I've seen it.

The count on the town of Habitsville's official website, right under population, ticks

down by 1.

I won't begin to go into the details of my journey to find the human being that actually updates

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