We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 554.E.X.2320, certificate number 25639, the Guardian Angels.

And the criminals would take the streets and take the communities like zombies in

dawn of the dead, roaming about crazed creeds with chromosome damage

You sound kind of husky

I just cleared my throw right before we started, but it was like I should have gone a little longer

I was doing my sexy intro.

Hi there.

Hey late night listeners.

Ken Jennings.

Wolfman Ken here.

We're going to talk a little bit about some drive time radio on this show.

I wonder what do you think our show would be like if you and I were just like AM radio jocks?

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