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Hello, everybody.

Welcome back to a brand new episode of The Catch of Criminist.

As always, I'm your host, Simon.

Welcome, welcome.

I'm going to say, one of my rights to this case. Matt's. Thank you, Matt, for written me a script, The Grim Sleeper. Oh, I like that name.

Like Grim Reaper, except for sleeping. Two Reins of Terror. I have no idea what this episode's about.

That's the former other show. I never read it before. Let's jump in, shall we?

Pack your bags, everybody, and make sure to remember your swimwear and sunblock because we're heading to California.

I got a friend of mine. Like, in the UK, we call a swimwear, like swimwear. We'd call a swimming costume.

Like, if we got, like, the Australians call them boardies, I'm not sure what Americans call them, like swim shorts, swimming shorts, like trunks, this sort of thing. We call it a swimming costume for some reason. And an American friend makes fun of me. He's like, dude, what are you bringing your costume? And I'm like, yes. Now, I've never had the chance to visit any part of California since the furthest west I've ever gone is New Mexico.

Oh, I've been to California a few times.

But one of my best friends used to live out there.

And while he clearly had a blast, he used to tell me that you better make sure you have plenty of money as everything is just so bloody expensive over there.

Yeah, America's expensive, dudes.

Like, I know most of you listening to it are Americans.

You're like, yeah, no shit. Dom ass. But I'm like, you go to America and you're like, I don't know, I haven't been to America in five years, maybe. But last time I'm right, it's like,

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