The Great Wall LIVE! (HDTGM Matinee)

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Paul, June, and Jason break down the 2016 alien flick The Great Wall starring Matt Damon, Pedro Pascal, Willem Dafoe, and Tian Jing. LIVE from the Chevalier Theatre in Boston, they cover the space dogs, Matt Damon's many accents, all the beards and rattails, magnets, and so much more. (Originally Released 03/26/2020)

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0:00.0	When the fate of the world is at hand, you don't need an army, you just need a dude from Boston to fix things wicked fucking quick.
0:10.0	We saw the Great Wall, so you know what that means.
0:16.0	Now we're on to, how to get scared.
0:20.0	Hey everybody, everybody. Now it's again Hey everybody Now it's time for
0:22.6	PowerFish Camp
0:24.6	What up Gerger!
0:25.6	HG D TGM
0:27.6	Out of this is get
0:28.6	Why
0:29.6	Hey everybody
0:31.6	Everybody
0:32.6	Now it's time for
0:34.6	PowerFitcher
0:35.6	What up George!
0:36.6	Hey G G G TGM Mout at the Hey Now it's time for Hello people
0:50.3	and hello people of
0:53.3	Boston And hello, people of Boston!
1:15.2	We are here in Medford, just a jaunt, a trafficy jaunt, away from Boston, to talk about a local Massachusetts legend. That's right. Matt Damon.
1:26.7	Matt Damon in a movie about the Great Wall of China and some fucking weird-ass aliens, question mark, that are attacking the wall in an attempt
1:32.5	to take over the world because of greed?
1:39.4	That's all you need to know.
1:41.1	It's a period piece.
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