This is the Guardian.

Yesterday, we told you how the British motorcycle brand,

Norton, became a vehicle for a multi-million-pound pension scam.

Today, the investigation continues.

No one looks forward to the journey home from a festival.

No one has showered, raw, squashed together,

and somebody's tiny car crashed under stupid backpacks,

and it's boiling.

But somehow, an M6 sing along with windows open wide,

and icy cold refreshes in our hands, well,

it's almost as good as the headline act.

Our watermelon and mint refresher and the rest of the refresher range

is available now at Costa.

That summer made a little better.

Costa Coffee.

In our last episode, we left you in 2015 with the Chancellor George Osborne

singing the praises of the rebirth of Norton,

this great British manufacturer.

British economy is entering ahead.

The one which was bought using money from a tax fraud

and which had raised funds through a 10 million pounds pension scam.

Beautiful piece of furniture, isn't it?

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