She said it because of his wet blanket energy.

Unhid.

That's actually a good.

Hello and welcome to She's All Batch.

I'm Stephanie.

And I'm Jackie.

And we are recapping episode one of Mel's season of The Golden Bachelor.

And we are recording.

We made sure to hit record this time.

Don't you guys worry. We're both recording. So we have a backup in case one of ours glitches,

which has also happened before. It's a very scary system we work with. But I am a little sad.

You didn't say join us as we talk shit about our favorite show or we don't

care for the right reasons for having your hair. So join us to talk. I'm a lot of shit to talk.

I'm so curious your perspective on this episode because I would say maybe like 75% of the way through.

I was like, I'm bored. That's in my notes that says I'm bored.

Okay. I think you're kind of crazy. Here's my overall and then we'll get into the nitty gritty. This is our third golden season. Gary, Joan, Mel. This by far is so much more promising than the other two. Gary, we were new to it. We didn't know what it was going to, what it was going to be like. So anything that happened on Gary's season, we kind of liked. Jones, I'm sorry. I will never forgive it. Snoose Fest. 101. Yes. Like literally the worst thing I've ever seen on television. I love you, Joan and Chalk, but like the season was horrible. Sure. Now it's like they're starting to realize they need a villain. We're starting to see there's going to be some

catfights. Like you can't just, we don't just want to see a bunch of people get along the

whole time. Like that's not going to make a good season. And it seems like that's what's going

to be happening. It's already starting to happen a little bit here. We do, we do seem to have a

villain this season. Which I like. Nicholl. Yes. No, Nichol. Oh, is it a CH? She dare put a CH in her name. Guys, I'm really going to try to say Nicole. But like, if you spell it Nichol, then you deserve to be called Nichol. Right. Especially because it's like they're putting up the lower third, so we're reading it all the time. Right. We're very aware of the spellings of these names. So yeah, I mean, that's fine. I actually was for the most part enjoying it until it kind of got to like the football group date. Then I was like, all right, enough. But literally my notes are group date playing football

and Paula Abdul is here. LMAO. Oh, now I'm bored. Jackie talks to herself. Let's start at the very

beginning. It's a very good place to start. We'll get there. My first note is, and I don't know if

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