The Glasgow Willy Wonka Fiasco, The Return of Ken Bruce and Your School Memories

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford has just been announced as the new head teacher in the next series of BBC1 drama Waterloo Road so he's after your strangest school stories. Plus Steve Edge gets an email asking for a rather odd request and Hit Me With Your Best Fact makes a return.

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0:00.0	Granny and Grandpa had their hearts set on getting Jess a drum kit for her birthday.
0:05.0	And because they bought it on their Barclay card, they were rewarded too.
0:09.0	It was music to their ears.
0:11.0	Saying can't be said for mom and dad. is
0:15.0	saying can't be said for mom and dad. What you buy is your business.
0:17.0	rewarding you is ours.
0:18.0	Search Barclay Card to find out more about our range of rewards cards.
0:21.0	Barclay Card, make money work for you.
0:23.4	28.9% APR representative variable,
0:25.9	subject to application, financial circumstances
0:28.0	and borrowing history.
0:29.0	Tees and sees apply. Jason Manford.
0:34.2	Absolute Radio.
0:35.8	We're real music.
0:38.0	Good morning, it's the Jason Manford show and absolute radio.
0:41.0	Steve Edges here.
0:42.0	Good morning.
0:44.0	Now Steve I don't usually start off straight away with a news story but
0:48.0	what's your favorite news story of the week?
0:51.0	We see I haven't really I don't right I sort of avoid the news okay when
0:54.5	I put news in inverted commas yeah the one has one has been one has come
1:00.6	towards me that's speed I don I know what it is is it the
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