So tonight you join a long line of women who have helped to build this kingdom. The price is dear, but so too the reward.

You better run for your love.

I know this may sound silly, but I do do I really have a lot of issues with the

moral framework presented in this made-for- TV Girl Boss action flick.

Let's talk about Damsel which is currently streaming on Netflix and stars Millie Bobby Brown as

Princess Elady, our heroine, who finds herself in a bit of a tricky situation once her supposed

prince charming actually sacrifices her to a dragon.

Yeah, and so she not only needs to fight to save her own life, but also to

overthrow the evil royal family who has been sacrificing innocent young women to this dragon in order to stay in power for like generations.

And I can already hear you guys, whoa, easy there Lauren, coming in hot with the spoilers spoilers ruined the entire premise of this whole movie why don't you

and I hear what you're saying guys I really do but what I need you all to understand is everything

I just revealed there. It's all information that we, the

audience, were given in the trailer for this film. I'm not even kidding the trailer for this movie,

which was released months before the movie actually came out it

contained like 95% of the film's plot in it.

Going through the comments on that trailer, most of them are just people saying, okay, this is the whole movie, should I even bother watching it at this point?

And it's like as someone who's not actually seeing the movie,

there were several different scenes in the film

that would have been like a really cool kind of,

wow, that surprising moment.

I guess what I'm trying to say here is Netflix

get a new trailer person. I don't mean to be a hater but like who's ever doing

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