Hello everyone and welcome to Friday, August 25th, the best day of the year, 2017, episode

118, 118, I'm actually making a face like Friday, August 25th, 2017, isn't the best

day of the year. I don't know, I mean, it's a Friday, Fridays are usually pretty good.

Yes, I'm just not sure what specifically makes us the best one, because we're here and

you're here and Dan Ranker's here. I am here, that's true. And Abby Russell's here. Hello.

Okay, one tick against this day. Yeah. Jeff Bakler's not here. All right, we can save

all the postcards, but one more check in the whites the best day of the year, column.

Pat Barency. Hello. The internet's own Pat Baren. Hey. Hey, manifested. Thank you for not

having a long conversation. I couldn't jump in on before you got introduced. Yeah, that's

come later. Yeah. Well, we've been doing this. We've been doing 118 episodes, Pat. We've

figured it out. Oh, yeah, you got to wait till you're good. But before we introduce Pat

Baren, let's start about underwear. Okay. Yeah. Boxers are all boxers. All boxers all the

time, unless you're working out. Boxer briefs. Boxer briefs. Boxer briefs. Are boxer

briefs the same as just regular briefs? Boxer briefs are like shorts, but they like suck

up to your skin. And boxers are just like briefs are like tiny white. Yeah, boxer briefs

are the way to go. Yeah. Now jockey shorts. Yes. Wow. I think boxers are a little longer.

Huh. Yeah. Boxers. Spanks. It's the only way to go. I'll never go back. I don't know.

Constricted when you wear boxer briefs. I feel like once you go, once you go, you never

go back. Ooh, once you go, that's a lifestyle change. That is. That seems very uncomfortable.

But, you know, if you pull it off, Alex, you do the lead a thing where it pokes up above

your jeans. Yeah, no, I mean, as far as I know, that look has not come out of style. And

is, in fact, still very popular. And therefore, I am going to represent it as long as evenly

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