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The Giant Beastcast

The Giant Beastcast: Episode 112 (Premium)

The Giant Beastcast

Giant Bomb

Leisure, Technology, Video Games

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Time to talk about early impressions of Splatoon 2, Fire Pro Wrestling World, and... Zelda II? We also test our Super Mario knowledge, chat about that Castlevania series, and get deep into pickles.

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0:00.0

I'm excited to be here. I am very Vincent Caravella and it is episode 112-112 July-14, that's 14, if you're going by the Roman calendar.

0:29.0

Gregorian. Gregorian Roman calendar, 2017. Excited to be here. I was always extra excited to be here because Alex Navarro is back in town. Hi, everybody.

0:39.0

Hi, everybody. Hi, Alex. Hi. You are a whirlwind tour. Well, if I, you know, whirlwind, you mean two cities that are not in the U.S. then yes, you're all good with that. That's what I mean. Jeff Baklar's here. Hey, I'm mostly Jeff Baklar. How are you?

0:55.0

What are you the rest of you? That's in a puddle outside. If you sweat it out, sweat it out there. It's gross out there. I lost 10 pounds this morning and I feel terrible. Really? If I lost 10 pounds this morning, I feel like it'd be pretty good. All right. Well, that's your problem. That 10 pounds is now going to end up in the New York sewers and mix with the chuds and then there's going to be chud Jeff. It's how I circulate. It's how I spread the seeds. It's a bunch of like mutants on the ground with hockey jerseys. It's talking about gaming ways. And like all the cities.

1:25.0

It's how unhappiness helps us. You minister each other on the cheek. Look, they're spreading. That's how they turn you. They kiss you on the cheek. Oh, they're so nice. Don't. That's how they become your friend. Dan Riker's here straight out of the trash bin. How do you feel? That's where I live. Up for East Side Trash. You would also go to the grouch. Yep, that's what we do up there. I don't know if you didn't mess much. I heard there were some new hires.

1:55.0

Well, I was gone. Oh, they suck. No, he was a guest. Margaret was nice. Margaret was very nice. Yeah. I ran into him. I don't. I don't much care for him. Yeah, he doesn't eat out of a garbage bag. Yeah, he actually seemed kind of disgusted by it. He put his hand out for you to shake it and you spit on it. Now I did the Ric Flair thing and I fixed my hair. Yeah, shaking his hand. Big time seemed a little hotty. By the way, Vinnie, I sent you that picture from the movie theater. Maybe driver last weekend. And I did not take that out of the trash as much as he wanted to.

2:25.0

Yeah, I'm a married man before I went to the movies. Yes, Jeremiah's had a good effect on you. You're married man with a salary. That's true. All right. I want to talk about a movie. Hold on one second. You do your thing for sorry. Go. Abby Russell. That's me. How are you doing? I'm pretty good. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You've done you done tearing me down on Twitter. Look, using your platform to. Hey, I didn't tag you directly. That's right. That's right. You didn't, which is what really I think burned you the most. That's. Wait. Are you one of those people that like needs people to tag you?

2:55.0

And whenever they're talking about you, does that not like Twitter etiquette? No, because a lot of people don't like that. Yeah, because for me, I'm like, I don't want him to get all the dumb notifications from this. It's not like you're going to like my tweet anyway. When we say like, you mean like Fave. Yeah, Fave it. Is it still called liking? I think it's called liking now, but I'm old school Twitter. It's a star, not like star. Thank you. But now their hearts. They're not stars anymore. Yeah, when did that change happen? Was that whenever that was a circle? I like a couple updates ago. Okay.

3:25.0

That's a garbage website. Whenever I go to your profile page, I see a man who just thinks he's better than Twitter. I just look at your profile. I'm like, this guy doesn't give a shit. It falls like a hundred people. It's got a billion followers doesn't give a shit about anybody. He's like, I think I'll give some table scraps to Twitter now. You just like shake your beard out in a bunch of people. It just calls out. Okay. It's a joke. The jokes fall on the website. Exactly. But I do at those people.

3:55.0

I know. Well, you're you have etiquette. I mean, look, there's no wrong way to do it. But the general etiquette is unless you are specifically addressing someone. Yeah. You don't necessarily have to tag them because a lot of people don't like getting tagged into everything. Yeah. What if it's like a like a blast, man? What if it's just like, damn, Vinnie sucks. Well, I mean, if you're putting someone on blast and you want them to know about it, though you don't want them to know about it. Then you don't. Then you'd be like, Oh, a certain bearded bald headed someone sucks or they spell his name out.

4:25.0

They put like X's or numbers in there. So we can't name search. See now that's that's a sub tweet. Yeah, that would be a sub tweet. But if I'm putting someone on blast, it's going to be a sub tweet, but like a real obvious one. That way the person if they read it, they'll be like, is that me? But if it's obvious, I would know, though, right? Yeah, but it's, if I don't name you by name, there's always going to be part of you being like, it could not be, but I think it is. I would like for us to name that. What? Not adding somebody. Yeah, adding. I think that means something else.

4:55.0

No, not adding like a netted like a. No, the spelling can't come into play. Is it in and then the at symbol? Yeah, I and G. Natting. Yeah, adding at. Again, it sounds like other things. What is it? Well, I don't even know what you're talking about. It just doesn't sound good. Why? What is netting? I don't know. It just doesn't sound right. Yeah. Okay. Fine. How about not adding? That's just two words together. I'll just like tweeting. All right. We'll work. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sorry. I didn't tag you, Vinnie. And I'm sorry.

5:25.0

I called you bald. Those two things are true. These are two. You did net me. And I am not. I'm not a full headed. Wow. You can't even say it. I'm not hair equipped. I'm there. Your hair. He's still. He's still morning. The ruins of a once great empire up there. It was pretty good. Yeah.

5:55.0

I had a good run. I wouldn't know. I had long hair. You were in a lot. It does. Yeah. I was a lot of time. I remember there's tables going balls. Yeah. But they don't worry.

6:10.2

Abby, you've got great hair. And I saw you. Thank you. I saw you post for folks in the Reddit you did with a man over on Reddit. How did you do that? Reddit asked me anything. Yeah. People asked about you a lot. They did.

6:24.2

Oh, crap. I said good things. Oh, thank you. It's your mommy. What's that? Please promote me. I read it was great. Oh, good. You guys did a great job. Thank you. And you talked about your hair routine. I did. I was hesitant to do it. I don't know what I'm like to talk about your hair routine. Well, yeah, it's like I'm doing an AMA about like my job. I don't want to. I don't want to talk about my hair. But a lot of people ask me about my hair. So if you want the hot secrets, look there. Go on reddit. And at a certain point, your physical traits

6:54.2

just become part of the job. It's true. Yeah. Like you're just your whole, the whole presentation is part of the thing. Fair. Let's copy cup is leaking again. It's happened again. I have some cups in here. Do you want to double? You want to double up? Maybe. Okay. I don't know. Why does it don't really happen to you? Why does this happen to me? I don't know. Maybe you should stop stabbing your coffee cup. I just put the stop putting coffee in it. You're listening to the giant beast cast. We're here. And Jeff Backlar had something he wanted to bring up. I was at the movie theater on Saturday.

7:24.2

Sunday night. Yeah. You you saw baby driver as well. I did. It was all right. Okay. Yeah. I thought it was pretty good. Uh, but this is not about baby driver. This is about why you shaking your enemy. I wasn't. Okay. I was just looking at you while you're talking. I'm sorry. Are you not used to having me here? No, it's just I think you don't realize that whenever I talk, you shake your head. Like, what's this fucking asshole? What are you going to say? Anyway, so my default state is just shaking my head. I'm sorry. It's understandable. I hadn't been. I guess I hadn't been to a theater in like two years.

7:54.2

Yeah, they talk now. What movies? Did you know a when you walk in? It's like an airport. Is this a stand-up routine? No, this is not a bit. This is I'm just saying I couldn't believe. I deal with movie theater food. No, I'm not going. I pay. I pay $12 for the movie and $20 for both. Hey, what do you see the movie? A sign seats? Yeah, that's great. The assigned seat thing is huge. Oh, I hate it so much. I hate it a lot because people don't sit in there.

8:24.2

The assigned seats. What? What? Really? Yeah, all the time. So like, yes. Well, that's why you call the police. Yeah. Also, if it's like not super crowded, it's annoying. Well, I just want to sit down. If it's not super crowded, I feel like you're at liberty to change seats. Yes, sure. But still, it's also it encourages people to come late to a show. Yeah. If people are like climbing over you during previews, people are like shoving each other. I could lay down in between the aisle. Oh, did you go to like one of those fancy theaters that has like a reclining seat with like this?

8:54.2

Legs go up. Yeah, buddy. Those are nice thing. Which one did you go to? I went to an AMC and freehold New Jersey. Okay. Here's a thing. People don't go to movies anymore. I know. So they have. Right. I get the past. So they've tried to get people to go in. They have to make it look like a living room. Yeah. All they're missing is people fanning you and feeding you grapes. Yeah. That's basically what we're dealing with. Well, some of the places have like, you know, delivered food and stuff. Yeah. But I could not believe and they had these huge machines that were like put your cup here and we'll do. We'll do it. Any kind of suffering you can think of.

9:24.2

He's the first time you've used the freestyle machine. No, not the. Is that what they're called? Yeah, this is like 80% Mountain Dew, 10% Coke. That's a freestyle. No, no, no, no, no. Freestyle is like the noodles and company. They got the things there where you can do like, oh, I went Fanta, but add a little grape. No, he's saying Mountain Dew and Coke, which is two different brands. Freestyle is just adding trust me. I know. I love the Freestyle machines. Yeah. He's just getting it wrong. Yeah. I'm wrong. It's Pepsi and Mountain Dew. But it adds like a little bit of strawberry.

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