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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today the 29th of January. Two days. Two days before you have to get your money into HMRC. Okay, if you have to pay tax and we all have to pay tax. So the good news is, as we suspected, she's in a wheelchair already, yes, yes, giant haystacks, is in a wheelchair.

She managed to hobble out, but she claims she blacked out, although strangely enough, if you black out, you just collapse.

But, of course, being the drama queen she is, I mean, she was obviously wide awake because she put her hands out to stop herself falling onto the ice. Oh, Gemma Collins, I do beg your pardon. Camilla Thurlow,

um, whoever she is, I don't know who she is actually. She reveals her parents were relieved.

She went on Love Island rather than back to, uh, bomb disposal. What a waste of a training that was, Camilla. But never mind, I suppose, being a third-raid, Zed-List celebrity is fine.

So she goes on to Love Island, which helps her reconnect with the world.

You must think we fell out of coconut trees, darling.

Seriously. Kate McGlynn denies passionately kissing Sean Ward.

Said they were just like two old mates catching up.

I think that was at the NTA Awards.

Honestly, these people,

again, they must think we're really stupid. Just Wright goes on a ski trip to France wearing a bikini.

I mean, it's nothing worse than being a total exhibitionist, but there's even nothing worse

than that than being an exhibitionist with no talent. You know, standing in a ski trip,

on a ski trip, in the middle of snow, wearing a floral bikini, it's nothing short of just

tragically sad. Seriously, almost as bad as what was the latest thing that we had from Katie Price?

She wants to adopt a Nigerian boy because she sat having a nail stun in a nail bar,

and a woman told her about a camp that she works on to look after Nigerian orphan. So she's decided to adopt a child. She's already got five. You think that would be enough, wouldn't you really? No, no. She wants to give something to somebody with no money. That'll be an interesting proposition. I hope you're not going to just use a child to use for exploitative purposes.

That would be shameful, wouldn't it? And also, there's such a long process to go through. I doubt

she fulfills any of the criteria. Suki Waterhouse and Robert Pattinson holding hands

during a run. Nobody holds hands during a run. You go for a run with somebody,

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