The Gayly Dose #51: “I’d Like To Buy the World…Two Coke Cans”

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, Tv & Film, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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The boys share their takes on the finales of “Heated Rivalry” and “Stranger Things,” as well the new season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” and the trailer for the new Ryan Murphy/FX show “The Beauty.” You can gift the gift of gay all year round! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ JOIN RealityGays+ + Patreon ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays⁠⁠ or + Supercast ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/⁠⁠ + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 +Watch us on video ⁠⁠www.youtube.com/@RealityGays⁠⁠ Click here for all things RG! ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/RealityGays⁠ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:25.5	Fly Emirates, fly better.
0:30.0	Will's been gay for the beginning.
0:31.8	And if you, like, in season one, like, Winona Ryder says something like...
0:36.0	Did she say, Winona?
0:37.5	Yeah. No one else on earth. Winona Ryder says something like... Did she say, Winona? Yeah.
0:38.4	No one else on it.
0:40.7	Winona.
0:41.1	Winona.
0:42.2	Go to be a bit.
0:42.8	Fight, Vic.
0:43.3	No.
0:45.2	Why nonas better.
0:48.6	Welcome to the gaily dose. Your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness.
0:58.8	I'm Maddie.
0:59.6	And I'm Poodle.
1:00.7	And we're longtime squirrel friends.
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