You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.

If I don't recover these dark souls, then the world's going to end.

You got it.

Shit.

You're listening to Thumbcrans.

A shishish show for those whose thumbs are crac cramping.

Breaking news.

Game on news.

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It's an emergency episode of thumb cramps.

A video game review podcast for everyone whose thumbs are cramping. It doesn't matter if I stumbled over that because that's not the point today. Don't worry about any of that shit. What the point of today is that the barista messed up my iced coffee order and put four shots of coffee in there instead of three. I'm red-hot. Oh, yeah. The game awards happened yesterday. and it was crazy. And there was some big announcements. Now, Jackson, before we play that damn theme song, we've actually done something quite clever and special today. Yes, that is true. So here at Thumb Crams, we are obviously gamers, big-time gamers. Obviously, dude. We're also big-time journalists. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. An important part of journalism is making sure that you know your audience. So rather than just sit here and list off the Game Awards announcements, because we know what we like. We know what's exciting, we know what's good. We've decided to bring in an audience surrogate. So introducing Cass Page. Hello! Thank you so much for joining us, Cass.

We are going to hit you with some of the big announcements

and things we're excited for that were announced at the Game Awards.

Oh, my God.

I'm excited to see how many of these register to you as like a known thing and not just gibberish. God, I wish, I wish I could have a thing hooked up to my brain that tags for recognition.

I wish we could have a thing hooked up to your brain and our bodies that electrocuted us.

And we said something. At all, at all time. Yeah, just when I say, when you say something bodies that electrocuted us. And we said something.

At all, at all times.

Yeah, just when I say, when you say something, you get an electric shot.

When you talk, we just get electrician. Yeah, yeah. I think that would be awesome. I think that's a good idea. I think every listener of Thumbram should have that. Yeah. When they hear us talk, we get electricuted. Yeah, I think that's a great idea.

I think that's really smart.

I mean, I'm sure I've said this before.

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