The Fussy Tops (w/ Ophira Eisenberg, Adam Cayton-Holland, and Molly Austin)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Ophira Eisenberg, Adam Cayton-Holland, and Molly Austin to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Ophira has to check a few times but it turns out her date is not in fact saying he’s into “math,” Adam finds himself in the hookup of his dreams but can’t find the right words, and Molly has to summon all the New Jersey at her disposal in order to tell this guy what’s what. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2 Ophira Eisenberg: @ophirae on socials, ophiraeisenberg.com for live dates Adam Cayton-Holland: @caytonholland on socials, adamcaytonholland.com for live dates Molly Austin: @mollyoaustin on Insta

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0:00.0	Smart.
0:02.6	Have any of you experienced setups by friends before?
0:14.6	Because I have, and I have always found it deeply offensive because it is a mirror you are now looking through or at a reflection
0:22.4	of what your friends think you are. And that can be dangerous. Have you never had one that
0:27.5	was flattering that you're like, aha, okay, this is a flattering recordist? It's only been
0:32.9	not one. Okay. Never not once. It's always been desperate. Yeah. It's like getting a six-year-old to do yourself portrait.
0:39.2	You're like, wow.
0:40.1	Wow.
0:41.4	Yeah.
0:42.0	Oh my God.
0:42.7	I didn't realize.
0:44.2	Yeah, that's the size of my nose.
0:45.9	Got it.
0:46.3	Yeah. Oh, hello, and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates. I'm your host, Joel Kim Booster.
1:06.0	And as always, we are bringing you another episode full of no good bad dates stories.
1:10.6	And I always have to clarify full of no good bad dates stories.
1:18.3	And I always have to clarify that on here on bad dates, a bad date can include anything from a hookup to a marriage.
1:19.5	We run the gamut.
1:22.2	It is not just bad dates anymore.
1:27.3	It is everything that involves human connection with a terrible person.
1:28.3	Or maybe, I don't know. I don't know the stories today. They could be the villains of their own story. It's always fun and
1:31.9	exciting to find out. But before we get to our panel today, I as always have a little bit of
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